The Girl That Fears No Danger
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The Girl That Fears No Danger
Hi. I'm Melissa. I'm twenty. And I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life other than be happy. I'm currently a student at the University of Pittsburgh, most likely on a track towards a dual major in Studio Arts and English Writing. During the past year I worked at the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando at Hollywood Studios (Sweet Spells Candy Kitchen) as a part of the Disney College Program. I am also in the movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower, out now, starring Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, and Ezra Miller. At the moment, I have no idea what my next adventure will be, but stick around to find out.
Hi. I'm Melissa. I'm twenty. And I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life other than be happy. I'm currently a student at the University of Pittsburgh, most likely on a track towards a dual major in Studio Arts and English Writing. During the past year I worked at the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando at Hollywood Studios (Sweet Spells Candy Kitchen) as a part of the Disney College Program. I am also in the movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower, out now, starring Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, and Ezra Miller. At the moment, I have no idea what my next adventure will be, but stick around to find out.

Today, my middle aged Australian astronomy professor went into a closet halfway through the lecture and came out wearing a purple children’s bike helmet riding on a tiny wagon being propelled forward by canisters of carbon dioxide screaming “NEWTON’S THIRD LAWWWWWWW” as he drove the cart around the lecture hall.

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    *laughing way WAY too hard because randomly imagined this
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    OMG………. … … Eduard will do this! Don’t anybody let me forget that he will do this when he teaches his kids’ science...
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